You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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