I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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