Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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