I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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