This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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