This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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