I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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