i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I'm really busy with my period
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