I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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