Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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