Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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