she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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