I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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