she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i came on her dog
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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