i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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