is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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