I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
