I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
