We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I think pants incapable of making pants work
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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