He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
