this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
pray to the hookup gods
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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