i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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