Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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