he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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