idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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