I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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