Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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