im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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