he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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