D3 body, D1 cock
Need sex. Gaining weight.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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