My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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