i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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