I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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