didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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