Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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