when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
sex in a hospital.. check
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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