i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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