He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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