Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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