walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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