I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize