Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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