So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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