Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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