We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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