i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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