you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?