I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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