She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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