i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
God I need to hump something, right now.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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