Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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