Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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