gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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