it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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