yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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